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yo momma's so poor, when i went to her apartment, when i tripped in the door i fell out the window.

Submitted by KPirkle on Sat, 05/22/2010 - 03:17
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yo mamma so poor she can't afford to pay attension

Submitted by whitneygalusha on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 13:11
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yo mamma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doin and she said moving

Submitted by curtis375 on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 19:27
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yo mamma so poor when I went to your house and step on a skate board she said a get of the family car

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 05:47
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yo mamma so poor when she goes to kfc she has to lick other peoples fingers

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 01:35
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Yo mamma so poor,when I asked "whats for dinner?" she got up on the table,split her legs, and said rotten tuna!

Submitted by rayman85 on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 16:03
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yo mamma is so poor i see her kicking a can down the street and i ask whot are you dowing and she said move ing home

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:57
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yo momma so poor and her house is so little that the roaches said its too small in here we got to move out

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 00:18
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