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83 |
Yo mamma so fat, yo daddy comes to the dinner table with a fly swatter. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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82 |
skinny she had to run around the shower to get wet |
Anonymous |
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82 |
Yo mamma so fat, she takes the happy out of the Happy Meal. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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81 |
your mama is so fat that when she jumped in the sea all the whales sung we are family you are fatter than me |
Anonymous |
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80 |
yo mama so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent |
Anonymous |
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79 |
yo mamma so fat she turned up to a party and they shouted out THE BOUNCY CASTLE HAS ARRIVED |
Anonymous |
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79 |
Yo mamma so fat, she got on the train for the gravy. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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75 |
Yo mamma so stupid, she hopped in the bath tub for a few minutes and wondered when the shower would kick on. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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75 |
Yo mamma so fat, they showed a picture her at the end of a Mastercard commericial and wrote: Bottomless. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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75 |
yo mamma so hairy that the only language she speaks is wooky |
Anonymous |
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74 |
Your mums so fat the only thing stopping ger losing weight is the door |
Anonymous |
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74 |
Yo mamma so fat, she went to the amusement park and people kept putting tickets in her mouth. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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70 |
Yo mama's so crusty, she shits loafs. |
Anonymous |
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70 |
your mom is so much a chav she used a tesco bag as a hood |
Anonymous |
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69 |
yo mama like a shotgun two cocks in she blows |
Anonymous |
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68 |
Yo mamma so bleached, she phosphoreses under UV light |
Anonymous |
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68 |
Bald 'n Greasy, She looks like the doorknobs at the KFC |
Sweet Johnny |
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67 |
yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl |
Anonymous |
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65 |
yo mamma so fat she went to a petrol staion she spilt a bit on and blew up |
Anonymous |
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63 |
Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride! |
Anonymous |
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62 |
yo mumma so stuiped she thought a sprinkler was somthing that sprinkls on ice cream |
Anonymous |
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62 |
yo mom has a poop nose |
Anonymous |
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61 |
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw. |
Anonymous |
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61 |
Yo momma so fat, she chased after a milkdud rolling down the hill, tripped, and beat it to the bottom. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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61 |
Yo mamma so fat, she made an alliance with the Coronel. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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61 |
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother" |
Anonymous |
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60 |
Yo mamma's teef have more holes than the Sierpinski Gasket |
Anonymous |
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60 |
Your mother is so refined, she absconds all offers of turbidity. |
Anonymous |
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59 |
yo mommas balls are so hairy once you look closely u see tarzan swingin on hairs |
Anonymous |
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57 |
your mom is so small you can see her feet on her driving license |
Anonymous |
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56 |
Yo mamma so fat, people used to tie her laces together and yell "Timber!" |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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56 |
yo mamma so poor when I went to your house and step on a skate board she said a get of the family car |
Anonymous |
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56 |
your mom is so dumb she died of starvation in a supermarket |
Anonymous |
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55 |
Yo mammas so Russian, Russia mammas her. |
Anonymous |
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55 |
Your mum brings her own crabs to the beach |
Anonymous |
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55 |
Yo mamma so fat and lazy, she blamed it on the Kit Kat bar. |
Rinji_HalfElf |
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55 |
your moms house is so nasty, I fell down the steps and got a gravy stain |
knothead6666 |
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55 |
your moms like a christmas tree everybody puts there balls on her |
Anonymous |
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54 |
yo momma so hairy when she wuz in the street people said omg a goorilla |
Anonymous |
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54 |
yo momma so old and ugly she became president in 1345 and changed holloween to her birthday |
andsta |
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53 |
your moms got more chins then a hong kong form book |
Anonymous |
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53 |
yo mamma so ugly she made blind children cry |
Anonymous |
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53 |
yo mamma so fat that they use her butt hole as a cave |
Anonymous |
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53 |
Yo mama's such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot. |
Anonymous |
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53 |
yo mamma so ugly she made an onion cry |
Anonymous |
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52 |
Yo Momma reminds me of a bowling ball, Bald, Round, & Fingered by old white guys... |
Sweet Johnny |
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52 |
ya ma's so fat she broke ya family tree |
Anonymous |
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52 |
Yo mamma so loose, you cartwheeled out of her |
Anonymous |
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52 |
Yo mama's house is so cold, the roaches ice skate through the kitchen. |
Anonymous |
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51 |
Yo mamma so clever, she started a yo mamma website |
Anonymous |
