School run

Why do birds wake up at dawn to sing but go silent the moment you try to record them for your grandson's nature project?

Yesterday morning the backyard sounded like an aviary—robins, sparrows, maybe even a cardinal. I grabbed my phone, tiptoed to the window, hit record.

Nothing. Dead air. One distant car horn.

Punchline

They're tweethearts, not show-offs.

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