I told my kids we were having 'breakfast for dinner' tonight

The kids lit up when I announced it. Pancakes? Waffles? French toast?

I set down three bowls and the cereal box.

"Mom," my daughter said slowly, "this is just… breakfast."

"Exactly," I said, pouring the milk.

Punchline

"And it's for dinner. I didn't lie — I just didn't promise *which* breakfast."