School run

My teacher asked why I always bring a pencil case to school but borrow a pencil from her every single day

My teacher asked why I always bring a pencil case to school but borrow a pencil from her every single day.

Punchline

I told her I'm preserving my collection. Those pencils aren't for using — they're for having. Big difference.

She said that's not how school supplies work.

I said maybe her pencils should've come in a nicer case.

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