Kitchen

My daughter asked why I always buy the bread ties but close the loaf with a binder clip from the junk drawer

My daughter asked why I always buy the bread ties but close the loaf with a binder clip from the junk drawer.

Punchline

I told her it's called repurposing office supplies for breakfast logistics—plus the binder clip actually stays on when you shove the bread back in the pantry at sprint speed during carpool countdown.

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