What did the carpool mom say when she found last week's cheese stick under the seat?

Cleaning out the car is like an archaeological dig—except instead of ancient pottery, you find petrified snacks and mystery wrappers.

Punchline

"Well, that explains the smell… and possibly the flies. At least now I know where Tuesday went!"

Next time I'm bringing a hazmat suit and a sense of humor. Mostly the humor.