What do you call a cat who knocks over your coffee mug but never touches the water glass?

Our tabby has impeccable aim. She'll walk past three water glasses without a glance, but the second I set down a full mug of coffee? One casual paw swipe and it's Niagara Falls all over my grocery list.

Punchline

A purr-fessional chaos consultant — and she only works on commission.