School run

Why does my daughter insist on practicing violin at 6:47 a.m.?

My daughter informed me yesterday that 6:47 a.m. is the scientifically proven best time to practice violin scales. Not 7:00. Not after breakfast. Specifically 6:47.

I asked if she'd read that in a music textbook.

Punchline

She said no — it's just when the acoustics in our kitchen are "peak cringe" and she wants to "share her art with the household."

The dog has filed a formal complaint.

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