My kid asked why I always buy the 'family pack' of chicken nuggets when there's only three of us

I explained that the math is simple: six nuggets per person for dinner, plus four that vanish while I'm plating, plus three I eat standing at the counter "to test them," plus the two that hit the floor and trigger the five-second rule debate, plus eight for tomorrow's lunch that we'll definitely remember to pack.

Punchline

Turns out "family pack" just means "one meal, if you're *optimistic*."