What do you call a field trip form that needs three signatures but only arrives home the night before?

My daughter handed me a crumpled permission slip at 8:47 p.m. Field trip tomorrow. Three signatures required: mine, her dad's, and a notarized statement from the principal (kidding — but barely).

Punchline

An overnight express panic. Because nothing says "we planned ahead" like a form that's been marinating in a backpack since Tuesday.