My kid asked why I always put the frozen waffles back in the freezer before toasting them

My kid asked why I always put the frozen waffles back in the freezer before toasting them.

I told him it's quality control — I need to confirm they're properly frozen before I'm willing to commit to the toaster.

Punchline

Plus, if I leave them on the counter, he'll ask for breakfast before I've had coffee, and that's a crime against humanity.