What do you call a garden hose that works perfectly all summer then refuses to coil in October?

What do you call a garden hose that works perfectly all summer then refuses to coil in October?

Punchline

A seasonal kink.

It'll lie flat on the lawn for months, water the tomatoes without complaint, then the moment you try to wind it up for winter storage it becomes a defiant pretzel with commitment issues. I wrestled it for twenty minutes in front of the neighbors. The hose won.