Kitchen

My daughter asked why I always write her name on the grocery list but buy everything except what she asked for

My daughter asked why I always write her name on the grocery list but buy everything except what she asked for.

I shop with intention. I document her requests with care. I even underline the important stuff.

Punchline

But the store rearranged the aisles again, so now she gets whatever I find in self-defense.

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