What did the last clean spoon say to the breakfast cereal?

Stared at the empty silverware drawer this morning while my kids waited, bowls ready, milk warming to room temperature.

Found one clean spoon wedged behind the takeout menus.

Punchline

"Sorry, I'm already spoken for—but there's a perfectly good ladle if you're feeling adventurous."

We ate cereal with serving spoons. Again.