Why did the lawn mower start on the first pull in November but need six tries every Saturday in June?

The lawn mower fired up like a champ the day I put it away for winter. One pull. Perfect purr. Basically mocked me.

Come June? Six yanks, two YouTube videos, and a promise to buy electric next spring.

Punchline

It's called seasonal spite—and it knows exactly when the grass is tallest.