What's the difference between a leaf blower and a neighborhood group chat?

Spent all morning raking leaves into perfect piles — looked like a postcard, felt like victory.

Then my neighbor cranked up his leaf blower at full throttle, scattering my work across three lawns.

Punchline

One runs on gas, the other on passive aggression — but they both make the same amount of noise when you're trying to enjoy your Saturday coffee.