School run

My teacher asked why I keep bringing my lunch in a bread bag

My teacher asked why I keep bringing my lunch in a bread bag instead of a proper lunchbox.

Punchline

I told her it's because I'm raising awareness about reducing waste—and also because Mom forgot to buy Ziplocs again. She said it's "creative problem-solving." I said it's Tuesday.

At least my sandwich arrives pre-scented with sourdough vibes. Three lunchboxes would've been overkill anyway.

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