Kitchen

My grandson asked why I always put the measuring cups back in the drawer but just eyeball everything when I bake

I wash them so carefully after each recipe. Nest them back in perfect size order, handles all facing the same direction.

Then I make cookies by pouring flour until it "looks about right" and adding vanilla "until I can smell it."

Punchline

After fifty years, dear, the measuring cups are just drawer jewelry. My wrist is the tablespoon.

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