Kitchen

My grandson asked why I always put his mittens in the oven mitt drawer but his actual oven mitts in his coat pocket

My grandson asked why I always put his mittens in the oven mitt drawer but his actual oven mitts in his coat pocket.

Punchline

I told him it's so he learns the difference between cooking and dressing warmly — one keeps your hands toasty, the other keeps casseroles from burning them.

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