Mom called the school carpool lane 'competitive parking'

This morning my mom dropped me off and muttered that the school carpool lane is just "competitive parking for anxious parents."

I was like, "Can you please just focus on not hitting Mrs. Patterson's minivan?"

Punchline

She said, "Relax, I'm in my *zone*—the drop-off zone."

I got out while the car was still moving.