My grandson asked why I always put the pizza cutter in the drawer but slice his pizza with kitchen shears

I told him the pizza cutter lives in the drawer because that's where it belongs—clean, organized, ready for its moment.

But when dinnertime comes and his pizza's too hot to wait, I grab the kitchen shears from the counter because they're right there, they work beautifully, and I'm not opening drawers with sauce on my hands.

Punchline

It's called practical tool selection—the drawer is for ideals, the counter is for survival, and the shears cut pepperoni like a dream.