My daughter asked why I always put the salad spinner in the cabinet but dry the lettuce with a dish towel

My daughter asked why I always put the salad spinner in the cabinet but dry the lettuce with a dish towel.

I told her it's because one's a wedding-registry artifact and the other's an heirloom I can actually use.

Punchline

She said I treat the spinner like it's in witness protection.

I said at least the towel doesn't require assembly and a YouTube tutorial every time I want a Caesar.