The school bus driver knows my coffee order better than the barista does

Every morning, same corner, same wave, same travel mug.

The barista rotates shifts and spells my name three different ways. The bus driver? She honks twice if I'm running late and once saw me chasing the route in slippers.

Punchline

She's seen me at my worst more times than my own mirror. Pretty sure she deserves the holiday bonus and the good parking spot.