School run

What did the school librarian say when she caught my son returning a book three months late?

My son finally returned his library book—three months after the due date stamped inside the cover.

The librarian smiled, scanned it, and said, "Well, at least it came back before graduation."

Punchline

She charged him nothing but made him reshelf the entire fantasy section. Apparently that's called character-building interest.

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