Kitchen

My grandson asked why I always put his snack in a baggie but hand it to him already opened

I told him it's called pre-flight preparation.

Punchline

If I seal it properly, he'll just ask me to open it thirty seconds later while I'm elbow-deep in dishwater. This way, we skip the middleman and the snack goes straight from baggie to carpet crumbs—which is its natural destination anyway.

← All jokes