Kitchen

I asked my son what he wanted for his birthday dinner

I asked my son what he wanted for his birthday dinner.

He said, "Chicken nuggets. The dinosaur kind."

I said, "Buddy, you're turning nine. Don't you want something special?"

Punchline

He looked me dead in the eye and said, "Mom, they're *dino-mite*."

I ordered two bags.

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