What did the spaghetti say when it saw the colander?

What did the spaghetti say when it saw the colander?

Punchline

"I'm drained."

Every single time. The pot boils over, I grab the colander with one hand and the pot with the other, and by the time I'm done, there's one noodle on the floor, two in the sink, and the rest looking at me like they've been through a trauma. At least someone in this kitchen knows how I feel.