My daughter asked why I always put the straw in her juice box before I peel the foil off

My daughter asked why I always put the straw in her juice box before I peel the foil off the straw hole.

Punchline

I told her it's called "commitment to the process." Sure, I'm just stabbing cardboard and hoping for the best—but at least I'm decisive about it. The juice may spray everywhere, but my follow-through? Flawless.