Why did the thermostat go to therapy?

Set it to 68, someone's freezing. Bump it to 72, someone's sweating. Leave it at 70, and suddenly everyone's a climate scientist with a dissertation on optimal room temperature.

Punchline

Because it couldn't handle the constant arguments—one person's "arctic tundra" is another person's "tropical sauna," and it was stuck in the middle of a never-ending thermostat war.