Kitchen

My toddler asked why the oven has a window

My toddler pointed at the oven door and asked why it has a window.

I said, "So I can watch dinner cook without opening the door and letting all the heat out."

She thought for a second, then asked, "Does the food know you're watching?"

Punchline

"Only if it's a *steak-out*."

She walked away. I considered it a win.

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