My toddler asked why the oven has a window
My toddler pointed at the oven door and asked why it has a window.
I said, "So I can watch dinner cook without opening the door and letting all the heat out."
She thought for a second, then asked, "Does the food know you're watching?"
Punchline
"Only if it's a *steak-out*."
She walked away. I considered it a win.