How do you get a toddler to eat vegetables?

Rename them.

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Broccoli becomes "dinosaur trees," carrots turn into "superhero sticks," and brussels sprouts? Those are "fairy cabbages."

The real trick isn't disguise — it's branding. My grandson ate three servings of "dragon eggs" last week. They were cherry tomatoes. He still thinks he's training for battle.