School run

Why don't toddlers ever lose the TV remote?

My grandson can misplace his shoes, his jacket, and his lunch box in under three minutes — but hand him the TV remote and it vanishes into a dimension only he can access.

Punchline

Because it's always in the last place you'd look: under his pillow, inside the toy box, or wedged between couch cushions he swears he never touched.

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