I told my grandson to wear his jacket because it was chilly outside

Checked my phone: 48 degrees and windy. Pulled his coat from the closet, zipped it myself, even tucked in the hood.

Two minutes later he's at the park in a T-shirt, jacket tied around the slide like a flag.

Punchline

Turns out "chilly" means different things when you're eight and made of pure defiance.